I’m starting to feel a little bit bad for Oscar-Date Barbie. Poor Stacy Keibler. Poor Cray-Cray. I don’t know what it is, really. I mean, she’s playing this whole “George Clooney’s beck-and-call girl” thing pretty well, and she’s profiting from it nicely. Her styling has improved, and I guess she gets to keep all of the clothes that he buys her, like this is a living remake of Pretty Woman. But I think I feel bad for her because she really is just like the rest of Clooney’s girls – she thinks they’ll end up married. She thinks she’s the one who will change him. Isn’t that kind of sad?
Anyway, Clooney and Oscar-Date Barbie walked the red carpet together at the Palm Springs International Film festival. I think Stacy must have been told that she needed to do “sophisticated business-cocktail black” more often, because her last few public appearances have been with Little Black Dresses. This one is Alexander McQueen – it’s pretty, it’s sophisticated, and it’s slightly boring. It looks like something Angelina Jolie would pick out, really. My biggest complaints? Stacy’s styling, specifically her hair and her eye makeup. Or her makeup in general here – WAY too much. Like she’s trying to out-do Duchess Kate. And whatever is happening on top of her head just needs to stop. Dear Cray, you are NOT Tilda Swinton.
Clooney looks okay, I guess. He was on hand because he received “The Chairman’s Award” for his work on The Ides of March (which I HATED) and The Descendants (which I still haven’t seen). Clooney’s young costar Shailene Woodley was on hand too – they actually look kind of cute together. I hope to God that George isn’t hitting on her. Also: where are Clooney’s lifts?!? Stacy is wearing big heels – I guess George doesn’t care about looking shorter.
PS… Do you like how Stacy is slowly darkening her hair? Ol’ Clooney does love brunettes.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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